Thursday, January 13, 2011

Guess who!

Yes! It is Maggie Smith.
Ok, haven't posted in a while. I'm sorry. I can update you now, during speech practice. I really don't want to be here (speech, I mean), 'cause I've got an awful case of spring fever. I'm not sure if I've ever wanted to go home, shovel my driveway, and shoot hoops and practice tennis serves this badly. I really want to go.
But, I have to at least pretend like I've done something, so I'll finish this before I make up an excuse to leave and go home. What do you think is the best excuse to get out of practice, any kind of practice?
a) I've got a headache. (Tried and true.)
b) I've been hypoglycemic today, and it's making me sick. (I've used this once, and it seems like the more big medical terms the better.)
c) The weather is making my spherocytosis act up. (Again with the medical terms.)
d) My dog got quilled and my dad needs me to drive the dog to the vet. (I mean I don't have a driver's license, but so what?)
e) I have a trigonometry test tomorrow, and I have to pass it. (Your coach doesn't want you ineligible.)

Yeah, I think I've used all of those, and several others. Tell me your favorites.
Spring and tennis season can't come soon enough. At least there's a dodgeball tourney tomorrow. :)
I'm hoping to get a new tennis racket for spring season, but if I can't save enough by then, I'll try to get it over the summer. Here's my racket of choice.

OHMYGOSH!!!! AAHHHH!!!! AH!AH!AH!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE WILSON N TOUR TWO NCODE IS ON SALE!!!!!!!! OHMYGOODNESS!!!! OHSWEETHOTDOGS!!!FREAKINGA!!
*cue heavenly ahhhh music*


The beautiful.


Latest Google Search: hemoglobin A1C
Pieces of pizza today: 3 cheese, 2 sausage, 1 veggie (I was at a party)

2 comments:

  1. Wow, Maggie Smith really is starting to look old.

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  2. Hey, if you're seventy or whatevs. . . :) They do makeup too.

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